my wonderland
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May 20, 2013 #CovertAffairs Colombia Wardrobe malfunction?
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“ They say that love is forever,
your forever is all that i need”— Sleeping with Sirens <3 (via stars-fall-stoners-rise) -
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The Twilight Zone - “Twenty Two” 1961
Room for one more, honey!
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gq:
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
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- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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me at school
- me: the fuck is this
- me: who the fuck are you
- me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
- me: walk faster fuckface
- me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
- me: no you're a whore
- me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
- me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
- me: pew pew nigga
- me: i'd push you in front of me whore
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At my senior prom, I took a picture with the flash on of my best friend and her boy friend dancing and this is what I get. I’d say its a pretty successful picture.
Bitch I’m flawless
